GOING WHERE SOME MEN HAVE ONLY GONE BEFORE IN THEIR MINDS: THE SCI-FI BROTHEL
For all those dudes who write all that sexy, sexy sci-fi fan fiction, there is now a brothel opening in Nevada just for them. The Alien Cathouse — run by the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch,Dennis Hof — will feature prostitutes dressed and made up to look like aliens, science fiction characters, and basically everything nerds have ever fantasized about since they discovered their manhood hiding underneath all those fanzines. Grab some Purell, because we’re going to tell you all about it!
Set to open in a couple of months, Hof has purchased an abandoned bordello — and the adjacent gas station and convenience store — and will soon transform it into a brothel full of “girls from another world.” The currently windowless and “disgusting” establishment will soon feature spacious rooms that would make any John Doe Geek weep. And who will be helping transform the ladies into sci-fi goddesses? None other than Heidi Fleiss, whom Hof refers to as the “chief alien design queen.”
Already [...]
Twenty Something: Bread is the Devil
We’ve all been there. Your clothes don’t fit anymore and at times you swear you can feel your ass walking behind you.
Celebrity nutritionist Heather Buaer has worked with top celebrities like Tyra Banks and understands the plight of the average young professional. Here are her tips to getting in shape before summer:
Be strategic when out to eat
You’re at the bar for the third time this week. Go for a burger and skip the fries. That burger will only set you back 300 calories on average. Get the vodka soda instead on the vodka tonic. Going to brunch with the ladies? Get the egg white omelet and load it with veggies. Or get the eggs Benedict but get the sauce on the side.
Commit to dinner
You get home after a long day of slaying dragons and have no desire to stand in a kitchen. So you make yourself some cereal. You’re still hungry so you make another bowl. Then you grab a piece of cheese. Then you make a sandwich. When you look up you’ve already had about 1000 calories. Commit [...]

